I had a dream where Eli channeled his inner Regina George when I met him.
I am pleased and afraid at the same time.
Team AnyonebutCameron this Oscar season.
More proof that Mean Girls can fit into anything.
I suppose its only funny if you imagine it in Karen’s voice.
Happy Mean Girls day to you all! I won’t be posting too much cause clearly I’ve run out of ideas.
“February 25, 2010 is National Mean Girls Status Day.”
Oh shit- someone get me off of Tumblr for the safety of everyone’s sanity.
Right now, I’m supposed to be preparing for an English test. PROCRASTINATION LEADS TO MEAN GIRLS CAPS.
This movie is practically taking over my Tumblr.
I’d rather you do it in Nazi-occupied France.
Trollin Trollin Trollin
- Ally: Julio, can i tell you something?
- Julio: Surely, madame.
- Ally: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Fish Hernandez. We were best friends a few weeks ago. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever.
- Ally: So then in last week, I started going out with my boyfriend Christoph who was totally gorgeous but then he was thrice my age, and Fish was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Christoph, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
- Ally: So then, for my party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Fish, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a LESBIAN at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of tumblr because no one would talk to her, and she came back recently, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
- Julio: o_o
- Julio: Woahwoahwoah.
- Julio: Easy, Ally.
- Julio: Thrice your age?
- Julio: So he's.
- Julio: Forty?
- Julio: I don't think I follow. o_o
- Julio: I mean, I understand.
- Julio: But I don't follow.
- Julio: Why is your boyfriend thrice your age?
- Julio: Has it occured to you that maybe she's oddly jealous because she disapproves of a boyfriend thrice your age?
- Julio: You're not even legal, are you?
- Julio: Or are you already?
- Ally: BUT JULIO. If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear owl earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Christmas my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold owl earrings and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad.
- Julio: Ah.
- Julio: Well.
- Julio: Why're you dragging me into this?
I had to pretend like I didn’t even LIKE them
Ally: you dont know how offended i really am. If only you knew how mean Renzo really is.
Isabel H.: what do you mean?
Isabel H.: what’s happening, bb?
Ally: You know that Renzo really likes Lays, right? Yeah! Two moths ago she told me lays earrings were HIS thing and I wasn’t allowed to eat them anymore. And then for Christmas my parents got this really expensive bag of Lays and I had to pretend like I didn’t even LIKE them and… it was so sad.
Ally: And you know she cheats on you? Yes, every Thursday you think he’s doing PACES but really he’s hooking up with Hikaru Kobayashi in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am SUCH a good friend!
Isabel H.: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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